It's a misconception that old people are bloody boring but that's far from the truth. I for one can still keep up with lads much younger and could even make them moan louder than any young lass there is.

Lady Luck has never been on my side ever since I was young. Now that I am old, even Father Time has forsaken me. I know it might be next to impossible to ask for a young lad to pay attention to me, but I am still hoping I can have that.

It's been years since I cum hard. I tried so many times to make myself experience orgasm, but I miserably failed. I even tried doing it with different toys, but still, I am denied the ecstatic feeling of sexual pleasure. I think it's time to recruit...

I only got my eyes for a bloke who treats a lady well in bed. I desire to stumble upon someone who won't let me move when I'm in bed with him. Yes, I'm a sub and I'm looking for a great dom. Is there any chance that I can find that dominant bloke her...

Drinking on Saturdays. Shagging someone who's dishy. Fantasising while watching erotic videos. These are three activities that has been routinary. I'm happy with my choices. They make me full of beans all the time.

I'm not so romantic which surprises a lot of blokes. I don't want to get attached or to let men feel that they're special in my heart. I'm playful, and it would be annoying to be with someone who'll get angry when I flirt with other men.