There's nothing I hate the most than men who cum first before their woman. It is really frustrating to have a bloke who doesn't know how to take a lady to orgasm land. I mean, how hard can it be to make a woman cum. It's a lot easier than it looks.

A lad who wants to be should know that the only way to my heart is through my stomach. If you want to have a connection with me, make sure that you’re good at either baking or cooking. But you should be the best under the sheets.

Let me be direct with you. I am not a hopeless romantic lass who's looking for the love of her life. Who I am is a very horny lass who is in desperate need of some good fuck. If you think you can give me what I need, beep me up NOW.

A good chinwag with strangers is the best thing since sliced bread. Finding more about the person, sharing your interests, exchanging jokes are a good way to crease up. On the flip side, it's easy to feel a little randy when the conversation is getti...

I'm still a working gal, believe it or not, and I supported myself all my life. It recently dawned to me how much time I've spent sitting in an office chair when I could be sitting a lad's lap. I hope it's not too late to be chasing joysticks.

Don't message me if you don't fancy a woman who stays in the shower for too long and who applies makeup on her face. Everything that I do is what makes me happy aside from you, and I don't want my happiness to be taken away from me just because of a ...