Recently got roped into adopting a goldfish from a mate. I'm better at taking care of it than I do to myself. Nevertheless, I would love to meet a gent who'll provide me with witty conversations and sarcastic humour.

The best thing about me is my overflowing lust. I will never back down when you tease me. I will talk dirty to you and tell you all the things I want to do with your body until you can't hold in your lust. We should continue teasing each other until ...

Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

Looking for a gent who would love to share late night conversations with me. Tells me about his day. Talks about what's been on his mind lately. If he had any naughty fantasies recently that had him cumming so hard or would they be open to reading ab...

A woman who loves to read erotic novels for fun. All my fantasies stem from the things I read. I loved the Fifty Shades series. I am looking for my Mr Grey. You don't need to have your own dungeon room. It is enough that you can treat me the same wa...

I was a dancer when I was a young lass but did not pursue it professionally. I did lose my virginity in a dance studio after everyone has left. I dragged the bloke I fancied during that time and made him watch how I rode his dick in front of the wall...