Oral sex or chocolate? I like oral sex while eating chocolate. It has to be the dark one. I think it's perfect. Aussie kiss paired with dark chocolate. Good combination! Haven't tried putting it on someone's balloon knot. I should do it next time.

I am the type of lady that you will not get with sweet words. I don't know if there's something wrong with me, but I hate it when men try to flirt with me using corny jokes or thoughtful words. I want to be teased hard. Tell me what you will do when ...

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

I'm so flexible. This means we can try different sex positions even the most difficult ones. I've been doing yoga for a long time, so you need not worry about hurting me. Being afraid of me experiencing pain will turn me off.

I pour my heart and soul into everything I do, no half-arsing anything. I tend to get annoyed if I do not get the result I want, I would redo it until I am satisfied. I do submit to pleasure though, being ravished until I'm aching for release.

You don't need to make a reservation at a fancy restaurant just to show your interest in me nor buy expensive red roses. They're a bonus if you'd still want to, but as for me, I'm not into superficial things.