Working all day takes off all the hours I could have for myself. All I can do is beat the bean on lonely nights. All I want is someone to chat with who could get me through these nights. If you think you can keep me company, hit me up!

Dae ye fancy orders? I fancy being in control and taking charge in wanking chariot. I can drive and ride ye till ye cum or make noises. My touch can be stimulating and relaxing. Just finding the man who can be a true pleaser.

Young men make me cream crackered. Emotionally and physically. They tyre you out because of there tenacity and agility. Now I think older men are much better and they have more to offer fancy passion and maturity when ye 're both in bed.

Booze. Chips. Sex. Video games. I think that sums up who I am and what I love about life. I'm an introvert so staying in is not a problem for me. I would even spend hours in bed just wanking or shagging a fit lad until both of us are fully satiated i...

Being in a relationship (short-term or long-term) means being part of a solid team where there's love and respect. While I can't promise to be a part of that strong team forever, you can have me as long as you want.

Breaking up with my long-term partner is a damp squib. We broke up last week and I didn't even shed a single tear. And right now, I am already on the search for someone who can replace him. Are there any volunteers here?