If I am to choose between receiving flowers and receiving a hard knob with baby batter, I think I will immediately choose the latter. Actually, I am the kind of lady who is not romantic and who is not fond of mushy things so it wouldn't make sense if...

I previously thought that the phrase, "dying from boredom", is complete bullocks. However, now that I have nothing to do, I feel like I am dying each passing day. I am looking for someone to bring back the fun and excitement in my life. It would be g...

When your life gets boring, When you don't feel excited as you wake up in the morning, When you need to jerk off, You can call on me. I know some ways on how to bring excitement to our life. I'll be waiting for your messages.

A glass of fine whiskey is my solution for cold nights alone. When I feel raunchy, I bust out my collection of pleasure aides and start to wank off in front of the mirror. Sometimes I wonder what it would feel like to have a bloke watch me while I ma...

Happiness should never be about achieving what you want. It should all be about contentment. Let’s be honest, one person who likes what he's doing would be happy. I think I just have what it takes to make you feel contented?

A man persuading me to have sex with him is gratifying. I feel like I'm the most seductive lass every man wishes to have. I get excited at little things - tiny kisses, small gifts, letters and the list goes on.