Every one of us had our first experiences. Some went well, others didn't. I'm optimistic that mine would be the unexpected one where I'd ask a bloke to keep screwing and drilling. It's a thrilling escapade where I'd be so aroused and breathing heavil...

The more I try to become a better person, the naughtier and wilder I get. It is a bit frustrating that my mind is full of crazy and kinky stuff. I can't even have a proper conversation without inserting a naughty joke.

Music and booze are what fills me up at night. Looking for a man that can fill me up with his floop at night. Size doesn't matter as long as he is smashing in uncle ned. Performance should be exemplary.

I'm not a pedo, so I don't like someone who's too young for me. Instead, what I want is someone who is around my age group. In that way, we'll understand each other better especially when it comes to the dos and don'ts under the sheets.

Some people don't like me because I don't smile often. I've been told that I have a mysterious look. I look like I'm up to something even when I'm not. Why people these days so quick to judge?

If you are lost and have no one to talk to, don't hesitate to give me a chat. I am known to my friends as a great listener. I will not give you any advice or whatsoever. I'll only happily listen to what you have to say.