I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

I play video games even though I may have the classy look on me. When I and ex lived together, we used to play video games as a means to hang out together when we're too lazy to go on a romantic date.

Thinking whether to stay here or not. But I'll give it one last shot.There are times when my days are busy with all the lessons I have to take, but there are also times that life gets mundane. In between those times, I'd love someone to sprinkle me w...

"Some people are curious about the kind of man I want to settle down with someday. So to end their curiosity, I'm going to state here the qualities of the bloke I want to marry. 1. He must have a stable job. 2. He shouldn't allow me to be hungry. ...

Just like any other lady, my weakness would be a killer smile from a very attractive bloke. Once I see a bloke who smiles sweetly and sexily, my heart instantly beats faster and my fanny starts feeling hotter. So, if you think that you have a pretty ...

At my age, you're going to realise that you'd rather enjoy all the vacant time you've been handed, rather than sit around on you tuchus all day. Recently I picked up on reading smutty novels and watching pornography to occupy my time.