Booze. Chips. Sex. Video games. I think that sums up who I am and what I love about life. I'm an introvert so staying in is not a problem for me. I would even spend hours in bed just wanking or shagging a fit lad until both of us are fully satiated i...

I live in a small flat with my pretty bunny as my only companion. It's nice to feel free in my own space and not get judged if I watch porn in the living room loudly. What would make it better is a bloke who loves bunnies and shagging like one too.

The easiest way to get my attention would be telling me what your favourite colour is. Why? Because you can tell a lot about the person with the colour they choose. As for me I'm fond of soft pink, it makes me feel warm and fuzzy.

Are my baps big enough for you, dear? Then is your penis big enough for boob sex? I wonder what you have down there. If you see this message on my bio, will you let me know? If you send me photos, the better.

Divorced and ready to play around with new toys! After a decade of putting up with unsatisfying sex, I have finally said "sod it" and signed the papers. Good riddance too if you ask me. Now I am here aching for new experiences and be taught new trick...

I'm still as hot as when I was younger. What more is that I have a lot of delicious hot cream stored in me. This compels me to start flirting again. Looking for someone who won't make me feel too old.