Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

No one can pleasure me like the way how I pleasure myself. This is a proven fact. Among all the men who have tried, no one has given the orgasms I want. I'm not sure if I am the problem, but I am sure as hell craving for someone who can make me screa...

Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.

I've been on best dates, and that means I've also been on worst dates which I'm not afraid to admit. They're all fun but, right now, I'm not yet ready to date another bloke. I'm looking for someone who's fine with chatting with me until I'm ready. If...

I am not very much into people who act like a dog in the manger. I grew up in a not so blessed family and this is the main reason why I am the kind of lass who treasures everything that I have and shares those that I no longer need. And that goes the...

The only thing my mind is good at is creating naughty fantasies that can either be too mainstream or too fucked up. I'm not sure if I am just a horny slut craving some dick, or if there's something wrong in my head. Can you handle that kind of crazin...