Drinking on Saturdays. Shagging someone who's dishy. Fantasising while watching erotic videos. These are three activities that has been routinary. I'm happy with my choices. They make me full of beans all the time.

A classy lady who knows how to treat a man right. I believe that I do have the ability to make any man pleased in bed or in any other place he prefers. If you'd like to know if I'm telling the truth, just send me a message and I'll prove it to you.

One thing I realized upon reaching this age is that it is not easy anymore to find a lad who is willing to waste time on me. It's quite depressing that I am not as hot as I used to, but my mind still craves the attention I used to have.

I'm into someone who knows how to treat a lady! With that said, I don't mean that he needs to buy my flowers and chocolates all the time. I can buy those things on my own, lol! A lot of blokes nowadays try to win me with dirty talk, their good looks,...

This maybe an overstatement, but I forget my name when a lad pulls my hair while grinding inside me. Some men are afraid of going overboard because they think that every woman is the same. The thing is I'm not every woman.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?