I retired rather early which resulted to having a lot of free time. I cannot even tell you how bored I am these days, that's why I'm looking for someone to occupy my time and cunt. Someone is not bothered by age gaps or me having the most experience.

With all the relationships I've had so far, I've learned that being in love is useless especially when the one you're in love with does not feel the same way. I also realized that it is so much better to be single and to be away from commitments. In ...

Pasta vs. Pizza? I love them both, but I'd choose pasta. I like how smooth the pasta's texture is. It's like the texture of a penis, just a little bit softer. But when a penis is full of cum, it's as smooth as the pasta or the condensed milk.

I'm not a deity nor a queen. I have no superpowers nor a golden crown with precious, rare diamonds. What I can only offer is my too horny pussy with oozing sweet juices and my nipples that get hard with just one touch.

You are here because you are bored and want to do something crazy. Am I right? Send a message if I am. I am actually the same as you. I am not hoping to find my prince charming here. All I want is to have a man who can tease me and flirt with me unti...

With the pair of titties that I have, I am sure that the majority of lads here will be attracted to me. I am also certain that some of them are going to try everything in their power just to get laid with me or at least get a chance to dirty chat wit...