Exchanging private jokes or goofing around is a good way to have fun, isn't it? If you say yes, send me your sweetest message. Make sure it's really overloaded with sweetness. Or else, I might not be able to notice it, luv.

I have no criteria in my mind. I don't care if you think you're unattractive or you're the most handsome man in the world. I'm only after the one you have down there. What matters to me is if it's going to satisfy me or not.

If you are looking for a serious and committed relationship, then I am not the lass you are looking for. I just want to play around for a bit. You know, the usual flirty, one-night-stand kind of thing. I think I am too young and sexy to be tied down ...

I am looking for something out of the ordinary. I want to find a bloke who can pull my hair while taking me from behind. I am just sick and tired of men treating me like a precious lady under the sheets. I want a lad who can give me raunchy and dirty...

The kind of bloke I am most interested in would be the one who can make me go from moaning to begging real quick. I want someone who has what it takes to make me beg for more in bed. If you are that kind of bloke, message me now.

So many men these days claim to be a full box of chocolates, but when's it's time to open the box, you will see nothing but chewy candy. I guess it's my mind's way of telling me that I deserve the sweetest and the best.