In my mind, the dinner table can be used for more than just meals. It's the best place to layout my body to be devoured by a gentleman much younger than I am. He is welcomed to eat me out or make a serving of cream pie in my cunt.

I have my own life. I'm used to doing things on my own. Somehow, the reality hit me. From time to time, I desire to be dribbled, to be thrown to the couch, and to be pounded by a savage attractive man.

I want to become the greatest lady in the world in terms of pleasing a man. For that to happen, I will need a lot of practice. I am looking for a bloke willing to be with me as I hone my skills. Let me try out my talents for you. I assure you that yo...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Call me "Ms. Dominant". That's how I am. Scream my name, and tell me you want me. If you play your cards well by sending me the most erotic message, I might think about making your penis pulse with pleasure.

If you are the kind of bloke who gets three sheets in the wind easily, then maybe you're not the one for me. Well, not to be arrogant but I am actually the kind of lady who has a high tolerance for booze and it would be nice to find someone who can l...