One thing that I can tell you is that I am a horny old woman who will never let any bloke be disappointed in bed. Despite being old, I can still move and rock my body in ways that will make any bloke moan and groan in pleasure.

Going for walks around the park to stretch my legs would often have me wondering what it would be like to get shagged on one of the benches. It's a fantasy that little old me would love to talk about with dishy lads.

I fancy blokes who look like Benedict Cumberbatch. He's handsome with a touch of mystery. I'm not attracted to men who have a predictable character because that's where the game ends. Crazy as it may seem, but this pussy of mine only becomes sexually...

Not getting the chance to wank or shag makes me feel barmy! I would like to at least have one orgasm on a daily basis, thank you very much. I am content doing it on my own, but where's the fun in that? Why not be a dear, and help a good woman out?

Have mercy on me and let me experience a sizzling hot sex. I haven't had one for a long time, and I'm afraid that my pussy will remain dry all the days of my life if you don't show your kindness to this beautiful lady.

The most important thing for me now is having someone who can show me how to have a good time. I don't give a fuck about having a man who will live with me for the rest of my life. There are only a few years left in my tank, so I want to spend it in ...