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The best way to make a hot and sexy lady such as myself fall for you is by bombarding me with sweet and thoughtful messages. I don't give a fuck if they make me cringe. I just want someone to send me something.

The best way to make a lady like me fall for you is by having the proper tool inside your pants. If you are a bit lacking down there, then learn to compensate through other means. I don't like men who have small dicks and have no sense of humour at t...

I am looking for a lad who is always hungry because I love to cook. I live in the kitchen these days trying out new recipes. I badly need someone who can taste the food I prepare and give me honest criticisms. Do that, and I might let you have a tast...

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