I love food, and one of my favorite food is something long. Yes, what can you read is real I want something long to eat. Also in sex, I want first to suck my partner dick before he starts to bump me. Chat me if you have a long weapon.

What I like to do the most is spending some time in the watering hole together with my mates and making sure that I get all the hard drinks that I want until I get tipsy but not up to the point that I am as drunk as a lord.

People know me as someone who keeps a stiff upper lip. Well, I am not really that expressive and I prefer to just keep my emotions to myself and I think it's better in that way. After all, I am the only one who can help myself and no one else. But if...

Let’s be honest. I’m not here because I want to fall in love with someone and be in a relationship with him. The only reason why I’m here is because I’ve been feeling really lonely lately. And it would be nice if I stumble into a bloke who ca...

I've collected a lot of items through the years, my favourite would be the leather sex paraphernalia in the special trunk tucked away in my closet. I'm still waiting for the right lad to come along and use them on me.

I am always for the search of new experiences and adventures. Chatting is the new adventure for me right now. I would enjoy someone who can keep my fanny dripping wet while we are chatting on the phone. If you think this is you, then chat me up!

I'm not the kind of lady who sets high standards when it comes to men. I'm also not like the other ladies who tend to be choosy. In fact, I'm someone who accepts every lad who comes to her life. I won't care if you are not handsome and most important...

I listen to podcasts when I don't want my eyes to get tired from looking at the screen for too long and when I want to learn more about sex and other stuffs. If I'm not with my phone, I'm reading a book while drinking coffee.

I am looking for something out of the ordinary. I want to find a bloke who can pull my hair while taking me from behind. I am just sick and tired of men treating me like a precious lady under the sheets. I want a lad who can give me raunchy and dirty...

Leaving the past behind and on the stage of moving on from a recent divorce. It wasn't me. It's my best friend and her husband. Why am I so affected? Let me tell you, I liked the bloke. Oh, that's incorrect. I "like" him, but he had to leave. To forg...

Is your life all black and white? There's nothing wrong with that. You're mature enough to make your own decisions. I have another question though. Do you want some colour to your life? I might be the one you've been hoping to find. I'm the brightest...

I feel like I'm wasting my time waiting for my king. As his queen, I should try to make a move hoping that we'll soon meet. So here I am. I have a strong feeling that we're going to have a cheesy conversation soon.