If you are interested in a woman who can make you laugh through simple jokes and at the same time, who can make your dangly bits hard through simple and slight touches, I'm confident to say that I'm perfect for you.

Spare me from the typical bouquet of flowers or the scenario where you get down on your knees with a ring. Let me tell you darling that I'll only tarry here a little. Don't think about giving me a kiss either. You might be wondering what this lass wa...

Because of my looks and the way I dress, some people mistake me as someone who is on the game. So right now, I am going to clarify that I don't work as a prostitute, I only act as one. If you'd like to see my moves, hit me up!

Trying to flirt is rather difficult at my age so forgive me if I fumble a bit. I'm not looking for a committed relationship anymore; that ship sailed a long time ago. Casual fucks and devious fun are what I'm looking forward to these days.

I bake bread when I'm at home, but there's a twist. I only bake when I'm starkers and when the door is open. A fresh air helps me bake better. My bread is something never forget. Most always come back to have more.

I might come as a shock but I get turned on whenever I get tickled. I know, it sounds very odd but I just do! It started during a get-together with a few friends back when I was getting my degree. I got pinned down and tickled by two lads and next th...