I've had a battery-operated boyfriend for the past 5 years and it does more good to me than my prick of an ex-husband if we're being honest. I'm still craving for a well hung lad though, nothing beats the elementary kind of fucking.

I am sick and tire of hanging out with gentlemen. I have nothing against a proper lad, but too much gentleness, caring, and respect can be too dull for me. I am looking for a man who can rough me up and rock my world. Someone who can let me experienc...

Baking cake and cookies are some of my interests. On every friend's birthday celebration, my cake and cookies are always present. You can take that literally or figuratively. They're both true anyway.

If I could only have sex every day, I would do it. Yes, that's how much I love having sex. However, I know that that's far from possible. Anyway, I wish to find a bloke who loves having sex as much as I do. Chat me now if you're that kind of bloke an...

Pathologically honest, smart, blonde, and with a figure of Marilyn Monroe I think that's just enough for now as I risk sounding vain. I’m here for fun, I don’t really care much what problems you have at home, I’m not a bloody counsellor so I ca...

Fewer and fewer men are interested in committed relationships. I can’t really blame them. Who wants to be tied down when the world is filled with pretty girls like me who also refused to be with one man? I’d rather have naughty conversations diff...