If you prefer having an uncomplicated relationship, then I can say that we are meant for each other. I don't usually argue the toss so I guarantee that we will never have a fight. If that sounds fine with you, give me a message now.

Not to brag, but I have a lot of men who will throw themselves on my feet to get my attention. I know that these guys only want to get inside my pants but I have no qualms about that. Actually, I like it when hot men express their desires to fuck me ...

I have no love for books nor movies. Is this adulting? No idea. That doesn't mean that I have no hobbies though. In my spare time, I play table tennis or badminton. I'm also in bliss playing volleyball with a good looking bloke.

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to set him as the default browser, then you don't have the right to be a pussy and not do the same thing with me. Don't hesitate to send me a message because it's the only way you will know if I like yo...

You should message me if you are not looking for a serious relationship. My career is what's important to me at this moment, so all I want is a good bloke who can make my strawberry creams and fanny chuffed.

I'm probably bloody horrible at flirting now but I'm still going to cast a line in case someone takes the bait. I'm not as flexible as I'd like to be but I'll be sure to makeup for it. Other than that, I'm not looking for anything serious. It's been ...