I always end up silent when they ask me to describe myself. It's not because I'm the boring kind, I guess it's because there's no exact word to describe a smart, sexy, fascinating lady with an out of this world beauty.

I can be your bestfriend as well as your girlfriend at the same time. We can spend hours with our hobbies while listening to music, eating and drinking beer. I'll accept you for who you are because no one's perfect.

A flirtatious lass who's willing to do everything just to make the lad in her bed happy and sexually contented. I believe that I'm already equipped and talented enough to make my sexual partner as chuffed as he can be.

There's something about a lad who knows his way around the kitchen that makes me want to fuck me hard. I am not a good cook, but I think my body is tasty enough to offset that. You do all the cooking, and I'll be in charge of all the eating.

Hopping from one bar to another is my favorite thing to do during my days off from work. There is nothing better than getting wasted on Friday and Saturday nights. I don’t drink because I want to relax. I drink because I want to get hammered. If I ...

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth. Well, I beg to disagree. Those people have obviously never been inside my bedroom before. I am not boasting or anything, what I’m saying is simply the truth. If you want to find out why, you shoul...