Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Whenever I get off with someone, I like it a lot when their dangly-bits is touching my fanny. Yes, I like the feeling of a hard cock on top of my coochie even though our clothes are still on. And it would be better if the lad is slightly humping towa...

I bake bread when I'm at home, but there's a twist. I only bake when I'm starkers and when the door is open. A fresh air helps me bake better. My bread is something never forget. Most always come back to have more.

If you're planning on messaging me for I look like a hot sugar mommy, think twice. Yes, I'm hot! Thank you. I won't deny that of course. Let me be perfectly clear though that I'm not going to give you expensive presents even if you satisfy me. I may ...

Unlike other ladies, I don't spend my time on social media. It's either I'm on this dating site or I'm having an amazing time with my friends. I'm a realist, and I think social media is only for posting, not really for dating. If I want to find the p...

I listen to podcasts when I don't want my eyes to get tired from looking at the screen for too long and when I want to learn more about sex and other stuffs. If I'm not with my phone, I'm reading a book while drinking coffee.