The only thing that keeps me going in this world full of nothing but a load of codswallop is a bottle of cold beer after a long tiring day at work. But I think that it would be more exciting if I have someone to share it with. A fit and dishy lad wou...

My I.Q. is off the charts, I have the brainpower to build a craft that could fly myself and a significant other to the moon and back! If interested, you are free to message me!

I am nothing but an old lady wanting to find someone special before it's too late for me. I hope you wouldn't mind my age. It seems now that I am older, I can literally feel that life is short. As such, I would like t to enjoy it as much possible.

What I can share to you is that I am the kind of lady who doesn't back down from adventures and challenges. I seek adventure a lot to the point that I don't give a pin if what I'm about to do is risky and dangerous. With that, I want to find a bloke ...

I am an optimistic lady who loves to take things lightly and slowly. You only live once, so why the rush? I mean one can only enjoy the full splendour of what life has to offer when he/she stopped for a while and feel the wonder of nature.

I am a pretty, sexy, and bold lass. At least those are the qualities that my friends will say whenever someone asks. So tell me, which one do you prefer the most? But then, why choose just one when you can have all of them? Don’t you agree?

Admitting when I'm wrong is never going to be an issue. I'd rather talk things out calmly and learn from my mistakes rather than be stubborn or prideful. I expect the same courtesy from the blokes I'm with. And maybe after reaching an agreement, I wo...

I can describe myself as a hot neighbour who you have always wanted to get laid with. I do have a pair of bust that you'll surely enjoy as well as a pair of bum that you can slap anytime you want. Is anyone interested?

Watching YouTube videos after waking up in the morning. Usually, the funny ones or about cooking stuffs. Sometimes, about fashion or make up. I make it a habit to watch at least one that can either make me laugh or learn something.

Making a lady like me pleased is easy peasy. You just have to show me how hungry you are for me and how much you want to taste me. And I suggest that you do that by talking to me in a very dirty and slutty way.

I am the kind of lass who does not get satisfied with the so-called vanilla sex. I prefer doing more extreme things in the bedroom such as being tied up, being blindfolded, and being spanked hard in the arse.

Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...