What I love about a bloke: a. His naughty mind thinking of me and of the things we can possibly do when we spend the night together. b. His eyes telling me he wants me so much. c. His hands that explores my soul.

Pasta vs. Pizza? I love them both, but I'd choose pasta. I like how smooth the pasta's texture is. It's like the texture of a penis, just a little bit softer. But when a penis is full of cum, it's as smooth as the pasta or the condensed milk.

Getting blokes to do what I want is not an issue. I'm dominant in bed, always have been and always will be. When I see lads follow my orders to the tee, I make sure to reward them with a sloppy jobby until they cum or beg to get fucked.

If you are looking for a lovely lady who can quickly fulfill your fantasies, then I'm already the one for you. And if you are wondering how I can do that, message me and I'll tell you. Don't you worry because I don't bite. Well, unless you want me to...

Humour is the best way to get my attention. I don't care if it's dark, racist, or hurtful. As long as you make me laugh with your sense of humour, then I'll be happy to chat with all day long. Send me your funniest joke and let's jumpstart our conver...

I sometimes wish that there were only two people in the world: me and you. It's for the simple reason that I can't stop myself from thinking about sex. It's supposed to be great having sexual thoughts, but the problem is I can't have your penis in my...