I learned how to play the piano at a young age, it keeps my dainty fingers dextrous and prevents them from cramping up. Which is essential when it comes to giving handjobs, have to keep up with a young bloke's endurance, am I right?

I'm brighter than the shooting star with a flame that's so hot no one can put out. I have million sparks that'll keep you burning with desire until the sun rises. You'll live with me in real life sexual fantasies.

I'm what you would describe as a naughty-naughty miss packed with sensuous agendas. My world revolves around owning pleasure, feeling sensual and making men rhapsodise over my sexy, yet hard-to-get body.

Let’s get awkward things out of the way first. I am not here because I want to meet someone who will spend the rest of his life with me. I only want one thing, and that’s a lad who I can snuggle with every time the weather is parky.

Drinking on Saturdays. Shagging someone who's dishy. Fantasising while watching erotic videos. These are three activities that has been routinary. I'm happy with my choices. They make me full of beans all the time.

Lay me in the bed and tease the hell out of me. I want someone who has various unique ways of providing pleasure to a woman's precious body. I don't want someone who will only stick to the common and simple ways of giving pleasure.