Is your life all black and white? There's nothing wrong with that. You're mature enough to make your own decisions. I have another question though. Do you want some colour to your life? I might be the one you've been hoping to find. I'm the brightest...

Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

Lots of people ask me about my ideal lad and I don't know what to tell them. Because the truth is, I am okay with any lad who comes in my way. It will just be a bonus if he knows how to use his dangly-bits really well.

I taste like honey that gives men forever joy once their demanding lips touch me. I have fresh, sweet scent waiting to be savored by a gent. Through my natural sugary flavor, a man is sure to walk on air after having me.

I have tried my best to be a good wife but I do have my limits too. My husband has long since stopped shagging me nor has he showed me any kind of physical affection since our children left the house. I am seeking a young lad who would love to show m...

Working all day takes off all the hours I could have for myself. All I can do is beat the bean on lonely nights. All I want is someone to chat with who could get me through these nights. If you think you can keep me company, hit me up!