I don't know why I have terrible luck when it comes to men. I always end up being with someone who can't even give me what I want. All I am asking for is a stud who can satisfy all my erotic desires and carnal pleasures. Is that too much to ask?

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I'm strong, and I know when to ceverly fight back. I may be an alpha female, but I'm not dominant. I'm not a boss; I'm a leader who leads from behind. I hope to find an alpha male who's both strong and a gentle.

Whether you're a cabbie or a coppa, I wouldn't mind. Status in life doesn't at all define a person. You can send me a message anytime, and let's have a wonderful conversation topped with peppers. That makes me hot!

You can say that I'm a firecracker lady. I speak my mind, especially things that others hesitate to tell. I hate going by the book and feel way more comfortable in taking risks and violating the rules.

I find a man who knows how to pleasure a woman with nothing but his tongue attractive. I mean, who doesn't like a guy who can lick a pussy to orgasm. I can't help but be turned on every time I imagine a man going down on me and sending me to heaven w...