I've been on best dates, and that means I've also been on worst dates which I'm not afraid to admit. They're all fun but, right now, I'm not yet ready to date another bloke. I'm looking for someone who's fine with chatting with me until I'm ready. If...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I am a heavy drinker. I am usually over the eight most days of the week. But the good thing is that I can still function well at work. That took years of practice though. I’m looking for a mate who is more than willing to stay up all night with me,...

It's about time that I put my flirting skills to use again. I've been lonely for so long and am quite tired of waiting around. I am anticipating the naughty conversations and getting my knickers ruined by randy lads.

I'm a bit late to the game, I glued arse too much to the office chair and now regret having to miss out on opportunities like shagging gents in the pub or in the back of a car. Nonetheless I still have a lot of kick in me, particularly tricks that co...

Whether we admit it or not, being in a relationship is a tiring thing to do and that's the reason why I decided to call time on my five-year relationship. Yes, I am single now and I'm looking for a lad who can have some dirty kind of fun with me.