Isn't it apparent that I'm a cheeky being? I'm undeniably a playful and naughty dame. I relish submitting to temptations and captivating men. I fancy the excitement of testing authorities, violating the rules and taking risks.

Having a circle of friends is very important, but what's more essential to me is having a great shot-term relationships with blokes who are as randy as I am. Sex is after all the epitome of a perfect life.

I'm no beauty queen, so I'd prefer a guy who sees something in me that worth keeping. A guy who can unveil my best assets and help me overcome my so-called imperfections.

Lately, I have been feeling lonely, I broke up with my boyfriend and I now realize that I can not love like this. I need someone to comfort me. He must be someone who is a little bit wild and crazy but also knows how to keep a lady happy. Don't worry...

Laughter is the best medicine, so I always give blokes a daily dose of my sweet laughter. It's natural for me to laugh and to snicker a bit when a bloke does something goofy. Silly things and sarcasm make everything funny.

My favourite gesture is when a lad kisses me behind the lugholes. It is bleedin' intimate and cute. Makes a bint have butterflies in her stomach. I just want a man who will do that to me and more. All I have at the moment is my hotdog pillow.