Blimey! You'd think that a woman would be given the best by the bloke they married, but I guess not. I have been responsible for my own orgasms for the past decade and I am gagging to pass on that responsibility to someone else! From quick shags in t...

Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

Let's just say that I am already an expert when it comes to giving mindblowing performances in bed. Not to brag but I do have the skills and talent that can make you bust a nut before you can say knife.

A gent's head in between my thighs is a sight to be seen. I show my appreciation when they are enthusiastic and let them choose between getting to fuck my sizable knockers or a blowjob that would leave them dizzy. Most boys would end up dumbfounded a...

I have no criteria in my mind. I don't care if you think you're unattractive or you're the most handsome man in the world. I'm only after the one you have down there. What matters to me is if it's going to satisfy me or not.

I don't get people who are like a bear with a sore head. I mean, if they don't like something, why not do something about it instead of yakking and running their mouth. I am a candid and straightforward lass who will not back down when arguing the to...