I'm not like other girls who have green fingers and who can cultivate a plant in the proper way. What I have instead are fingers that can sensually trace your whole body. And if you'd give the nod, I can even put my fingers inside your mouth.

I've been a tamed lady my whole life and I think it's about time to change all of that. Spending my youth being a prude was a disastrous thing. Decades in and I still have a lot to learn when it comes to shagging. Time to release the beast and hoping...

I may have an innocent look but little did you know, I may be the naughtiest lass you will ever encounter in your life. Anyway, I've already had numerous sexcapades from the past and I want to have more in the future.

Ever heard of the borny? It's the combination of the words bored and horny. That is exactly what I am feeling right now. It would be great if a borny stud comes my way and starts adding some spice to my dull as a ditchwater life.

I would often fantasise about playing with myself while my male mates watch on. Or get fucked hard by a dishy stranger. I'll pretend that I didn't know they were there, moaning and writhing to my heart's content.

I do attend afternoon tea with the ladies whenever I can, but never found it entertaining aside from the gossips. It's the literal "spilling tea", as the younger gens say. What gets me going on a daily basis is wanking off in front of the mirror, tho...