Making a lady like me pleased is easy peasy. You just have to show me how hungry you are for me and how much you want to taste me. And I suggest that you do that by talking to me in a very dirty and slutty way.

Oral sex or chocolate? I like oral sex while eating chocolate. It has to be the dark one. I think it's perfect. Aussie kiss paired with dark chocolate. Good combination! Haven't tried putting it on someone's balloon knot. I should do it next time.

I am sweet and charming according to my friends but there is nothing sweet and charming about all the thoughts that are running inside my mind especially at night. They just couldn’t see that behind this beautiful face is a horny woman who can be n...

Give me the best joke you have, and I will reply to you if I find it hilarious. I don't want a handsome and fit stud at this moment. I am looking for a funny man who can brighten up my day with his jokes and stories.

I am a naughty lass. But I am not the kinky type of naughty. I see myself as a playful flirt who loves teasing and chatting up some random blokes online. We just have to be sure about one thing and that is we’re not expecting anything serious from ...

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.