I am getting sick and tired of playing with myself. My fingers and toys have reached their limit. They are not giving me the pleasure they used to provide before. I think I need the real thing for now. I hope someone here would find it in their heart...

I am nothing but an old lady wanting to find someone special before it's too late for me. I hope you wouldn't mind my age. It seems now that I am older, I can literally feel that life is short. As such, I would like t to enjoy it as much possible.

Jigsaw puzzles before a shag. I like my mind to be sharp, but I also like to fill my mind with filthy things. After getting off comes snuggling in on the sofa for a few minutes and a lot of snogging too.

Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

One thing I hate the most is kink-shaming. I mean, all people are unique, and each one of us is free to express his or her sexual desires without being worried about being branded as an outcast or weird. There's nothing wrong with being sexually attr...

People always ask one to choose between sex and chocolates. But I don’t want to. Do you want to know why? Because sex is like chocolates to me. Simply talking about it gives me pleasure. One thing that excites me more than chocolate is having sex i...