Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I've had wet dreams for so many nights. They are so vivid, I can remember every detail. Is this the effect of not having sex for too long? Every time wild dreams visit me, my urge to have sex gets stronger.

My wildest sexual experience would have been to get invited by a newly wed couple to watch them shag while I finger myself. This happened after a few drinks and we did hit it off, so of course I said yes. Long story short, I ended up joining them.

I forgot what it feels like to spend cold nights wrapped around a warm body. It's been years since I have been pleased the way I crave to be. I've kept myself entertained in various ways, using my hands and toys, but nothing compares to the thrill sk...

I am full of secrets, a chest full of treasures that would make you eager to covet them. These are the kinds of secrets that any man who is interested in me should want to unveil. Leave me a message and I might just give you the map

Let me experience the best time of my life, and I will do my best to make you feel like you are the happiest and luckiest bloke on the planet. I am confident that my skills are more than enough to do that. How about you? Do you have what it takes to ...