My I.Q. is off the charts, I have the brainpower to build a craft that could fly myself and a significant other to the moon and back! If interested, you are free to message me!

Let’s get awkward things out of the way first. I am not here because I want to meet someone who will spend the rest of his life with me. I only want one thing, and that’s a lad who I can snuggle with every time the weather is parky.

I don't wear panties wherever I go, whatever clothes I wear. The fresh air that plays with my fanny is so refreshing I never want to go back to being the lass who wears panties when she's wearing a dress.

I've no idea why I'm here. I never thought that I would be here someday. I'm not even sure if creating an account is worth it. On the flip side, it might be worth a try. I won't lose anything after all.

I'm a bit odd, in the sense that I love shagging with fairly hairy blokes. Nothing gets my knickers as soaked as the thought of having my naked skin rub against the fine hair on their body. What fetishes do you have?

Having my arsehole stretched and fucked sounds like a delicious experience to me. I know that not all women are open to trying it out but I for one have been gagging to give it a go. I even try to stick a finger or two in on my own to prep myself for...

I'm a classy woman who loves herself and the people around her. She treats everyone well and is not impolite to strangers. I read all the time, and I enjoy TED talks. But when boredom creeps in, I go to a pub to have a sip of wine.

I've had a battery-operated boyfriend for the past 5 years and it does more good to me than my prick of an ex-husband if we're being honest. I'm still craving for a well hung lad though, nothing beats the elementary kind of fucking.

I really think that life is not all beer and skittles. There are really times when we need to endure some difficulties just to get what we want. Just like when having sex, we need to move and sweat a lot first before we achieve the satisfaction we wa...

I am already married and I do not have plans to change that yet. I just came here to have the kind of fun that I don't experience with my husband. He's really boring in bed and I want someone who is wilder and much more interesting than him.

What does a lass need to do to land a decent lad here? I've been doing my best to find a man who can satisfy my deep sexual desires for so long. Honestly, I am getting sick and tired of fooling around with guys who only care about themselves during s...

I can be your stepmom or mother-in-law. Let's make your kinky incest play reality. Roleplaying never fails to set up my mood and make me horny. As such, I am looking for a guy who will not hesitate to roleplay with me.