I would be a hypocrite if I tell you that I haven't been in love with dicks ever since I turned 20. If you can only read minds, you'll find out how I love to eat them with my soft, wet lips. Want me to do it with you?

Going into yoga class after being in the office pushing papers is the remedy to a very bland day. Aside from improving my mental health, it made me flexible enough to make tricky sex positions a breeze to perform.

Me: 30-year-old female with a generally positive outlook on life, living alone, no piercing, zero tattoos, one car, one cat, and one (slightly used) vagina.

There's a lot of ravishing blokes here but my eyes and fanny are only set to search for a certain type of bloke. And that would be someone who has a gigantic cock that will keep my balloon knot, thrupney bits, and fanny occupied.

I am the kind of lass who enjoys cuddles during cold winter nights. For me, nothing beats the feeling of being wrapped around the arms of a strong man as I fall asleep. I believe the warmth and comfort brought about by a man's touch will help me fall...

A lonely lass who's looking for a lad who can turn her loneliness to ecstasy and pleasure. I've been single for a long time now and I don't plan to change that yet. I just want someone who can please me in several unique and extraordinary ways that I...