People say that money can't buy happiness, but a shitload of money can get me a large pizza and a bottle of Domaine de la Romanee-Conti. If that doesn't make me happy, I don't know what will. Do you agree with me? You are free to challenge my opinion...

Lay me in the bed and tease the hell out of me. I want someone who has various unique ways of providing pleasure to a woman's precious body. I don't want someone who will only stick to the common and simple ways of giving pleasure.

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to set him as the default browser, then you don't have the right to be a pussy and not do the same thing with me. Don't hesitate to send me a message because it's the only way you will know if I like yo...

It has been years since I've experienced a toe curling orgasm, I'm quite huffy about it too. As I grew older, I felt more and more deprived of a good shag, not to mention that my husband can't keep it stiff anymore. Now I just want a youthful dick pl...

You don't need to bother giving me the hug with a pat on the back nor the "London Bridge" hug. You can freely give me the one-handed hug and the naughty hug and I'll be the happiest lass. Bonus point if there's French Kiss.

This small yet horny heart of a voloptuous lass is looking for a man who's randy every morning. I enjoy giving an exhilirating handjob and a blowjob early in the morning when the weather's a bit chilly.