People tend to forget how to be happy and satisfied when they mature. We tend to bury the child within us to survive. For me, this should not be the case. There's nothing good in doing everything seriously. It's okay to have fun once in a while and m...

It pays to have big jubblies because my boyfriend has been addicted to me ever since. At night, he's like a child sucking my boobies. While I'm happy with him, I'd like to experiment. We're in an open relationship at the moment. So message me if you ...

Interested to have sexual affairs with older men. Having a grey hair won't be a problem to me as long as you're good in bed. We can take it slow if your knees are weak, but if you're fit enough to do it fast, the better.

I don't go to pubs on the weekends. I've received enough alcohol to keep me going, so I'll never be in nice places to have a drink. If I go out, that's because my appetite for food is nudging me to try new dishes in restaurants nearby.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

In most of my past relationships, I have always been the one wearing the trousers. It’s because I am a control freak who craves to be in control of everything and everyone in my life. However, I’m willing to change my ways for the right lad, espe...