I'm not impressed with good looks, I'd rather be with a man who has substance and class. I want them to only show their naughty side when they're alone with me in the bedroom or in secluded areas in public.

Having me is dangerous. I'm untamable. But if I've hurt your ego... If taming me is a challenging activity for you... send me the hottest message that'll drop my knickers. Only then will I know that you're the one I deserve

I like how some pasta can be curly while others are straight. It's like sex. You either go in circles or go straight to your destination. If you ask me, I'd say I like both. Same shapes and pounding can be boring.

Best time of the day: Early mornings and midnights Best sex position: Doggystyle, randy raft, and lap dance Best movie genre: Erotic, nothing else Best size for my pussy: Not picky here, short or long is fine as long as it's hard

I enjoy having my baps fondled. Even when I'm on my own, I tend to play with them and pinch my peaks with my fingers. Not one of my neighbours is going to mind it when I moan too loudly, they wouldn't think that a sweet old lady would be up to no goo...

If I have the opportunity to change something in my body, I will choose to not change anything. And that's because I am already contented with my luscious body. I am also confident that my perky thrupney bits and firm bum are already fantastic enough...