I know that I am old but I hope that I'm not yet old enough for this kind of place. Anyway, I only came here to find someone who can make me feel genuine bliss under the sheets. I desire someone who can make me cum before I can say knife.

I'm not happy with pure touches and lots of kissing if there are no props. To up the game, there should be a pack of cold ice cubes that I, my tempting mouth can use to tickle someone's sensitive zones.

I'm trying my best to live my remaining years to the fullest. No one knows when they'll pop the clog. My life can last for a few more years or up to a decade. As such, I would like to enjoy every bit of pleasure I can get.

I'm here to look for a lad who has the means to give me a good time. And by good time, I mean something that can make me chuffed inside the bedroom. If you think you can do that, shoot me a DM right now.

I'm not fascinated when men only appreciate me because of my big baps. I'd be happier if a bloke sees me beyond that. To have a bloke who sees me as a mature lass willing to love and be loved in return is priceless.

I can be playful, but I can be serious at the same time. There's a time to be flirty, and there's a time to rest. Unlike other lasses, I'm not interested in getting off with many chaps every day. That's tiring. Once a week is okay.