Daydreaming for most of the day, I ground myself by going on walks. Even when the weather is down right dreary, I would bundle up and make sure to wear my yellow boots to go out and about. There is beauty in even the greyest skies.

I may look like a little bitch to you but the truth is that I am really sweet and kind. I don't bad mouth others nor do I hurt them. I guess the only time that I become bad is when I am inside the bedroom with someone who is as hot and as sexy as fuc...

I just got out of a ten-year relationship and what I can say is that when the love is gone, you can't do anything about it. I admit that I fell out of love and I got tired of being committed to only one lad. Now that I'm already single, I just want t...

It has been long since I visited a watering hole and all I can say is I miss the taste of alcohol. I also miss being three sheets in the wind with a bunch of my mates. But what I miss the most about the watering holes is flirting around with some nic...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

I'm not ashamed to admit that I've seen more big cocks than most prostitutes. I don't have sex for money. I fuck for fun. Well, it's been an enjoyable ride so far, but regular sex is becoming a bit boring for me. I am looking for a man who can introd...