I am a little bit boyish that there are several instances when people who don’t personally know me take me as a lesbian. But don’t worry, I love boys and dicks. If you think I’m just the woman you’re looking for, don’t waste time contemplat...

Now, I'm not a slag, but I would love to have the chance to get buggered by a thick schlong. I want to find out what it would feel like to get spread open in that way by a buff lad. It makes me randy just thinking about how that would playout.

Coffee versus tea. I know it's sacrilegious to not like tea but I just prefer coffee, it gives me a good kick in the arse to keep me awake through the day. I do drink a cuppa every now and then, especially when it's accompanied by biscuits.

It's not easy to distinguish a man with good intentions, but I'm not going to tell you that I'm looking for that kind of man. I don't like them. What they want is to take care of their girl like they're the strongest man on earth.

All the best things in life happen at the most unexpected time. I've been waiting for decades for the best thing in my life to happen. However, nothing of such a scale has occurred so far. Maybe a fine lad can finally let me experience the best time ...

I love doing random stuff when I have nothing better to do. Sometimes I just sit on my bed and stare into nothingness, but most of my time I am playing with myself. There's nothing better way of passing time than touching myself. That is what I belie...